At this point, I’m pretty sure I’m Po from Kung Fu Panda … you know … the Dragon Warrior.
It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single Ginko leaf and the energy of the Universe.
Clearly that’s me because today I had NEXT to nothing and still managed to survive without wilting like a lilly in the Valley of the Shadow of Death.
I had back-to-back meetings that started at 8:30AM and went through until 2PM which afforded me exactly 2 hours to eat no lunch and finally try and get some work done before I hit a Guys Night Out for work. Yeah, in total, I had a ziplock bag full of grapes, a peach, a pear, some BBQ pork jerky and a literal handful of cashews (which, by the way are quickly becoming my favorite snack – shout-out to Bae for putting me on).
At the Guys Night Out, of course the only snacks were pizza and wings. You don’t know how my stomach grumbled and my eyes welled up passing over that delicious, cheesy, pepperonied temptress but thankfully the wings were done right and I indulged in more than quite a few. My plate looked like the Elephant Graveyard from Lion King by the time I was done but Lord knows I needed it. In all seriousness, my stomach is getting accustomed to clean eating and so am I. While my eyes still see temptation all across the board, my stomach doesn’t feen for it like I used to.
Check me out, turning the corner and shit.